he’s coming to get you
he’s coming to get you
he’s coming to get you
he’s here
he got you
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
A HEALING VIDEO
WHOLESOME CONTENT
Clean the fucking house your mom is on her way home .
Take the fucking meat out the damn fridge before she light that ass up .
Deep condition your hair , take your vitamins baby .
Eat some fruit put the chips down for another day .
Get off tumbler / twitter / your video game will always be on whatever part you left it on. The save button exist —- go wash your ass . Your room smell like open Becky booty .
Practice your trade fam . Read up on cpr or some shit you never know when it will come in handy
FOLD THE CLOTHES AND PUT THEM UP . NAH AINT NO LATER BIH . You can wash clothes all day but if you don’t put them up guess what ? Washing them was fucking pointless .
Walk the fucking dog Bruh .
Clean the fish tank my nigga
Vacuum the carpet b .
Clean the fridge fam
Look up the local deals in your area help your parents save money on snacks , toilet paper and paper towels . If you are too lazy to do that check out fb and find a personal shopper in your areas yard sell groups . 2017 is the year to put money away .
Dust high spaces fam don’t forget the fan.
Clean the fucking oven B .
Put the laundry in the wash and don’t forget to put that shit in the dryer in about 60 mins . Set a timer on your phone as a reminder .
Make sure your little brothers and sister ate something . Like real food not them little bullshit ass little Debbie snacks cause you know your parents gonna grill them about what they ate all day ..
Read a book even if it’s a chapter so when your mom tells you that you are wasting time you can flame her ass and summarize the chapter of said book off to her .
Catch up on some science , math and a foreign language if possible .
DONT ORDER NO FUCKING FOOD YOU GOT FOOD IN THE HOUSE SAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY !!
& if you don’t have food in the house and you have no choice but to order google coupons for that restaurant in mind so you can save some money ok ???
Mow the lawn so your dad can’t say shit .
Take the trash out .
EMPTY THE FUCKING DISHWASHER NIGGA ! Moms been asking you to do that for the past month
Clean the fucking bathrooms and don’t forget the back of that damn toilet where monsters live and plant dust and pubic hair and all that extra shit around .
Wash the plates , clean the stove and don’t fucking forget the mothafucking microwave homie .
Drink some fucking water and lay off the rass soda your piss is about as yellow as sponge bob .
Mop the floor you got juice stain there since last week and your moms been watching that spot for the past 10 days to see when you gonna clean it up .
Pick that cup up off the table that your mom put down Bruh it’s a trap …
Once all your chores are done enjoy the look on your parents face when they come home and have nothing to bitch about .
Oh and put all the change you find in the couch in a jar see how much you collect from saving at the end of the summer . This is the beauty of cleaning …. You find schmoneeeyyy.
Be blessed and be safe I love you my nigga . & if you go outside to hang out with the homies . Make sure all your shit is done and you back in the house before dark . Pray before you leave and thank God when you make it back home safe .
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